"Oh smeg indeed, matey." This is what happens when I spend just a little bit too much time watching British comedy. Oh, how TimeSlides when you're having fun...

Presenting what can only be described as homage to '(Fred) Thicky Holden' (How's your acne, Thicky?) I give you, the 'Tension Sheet'. And before you ask, no - there isn't anything clever about it - it really is just red bubblewrap, cut into squares with 'Tension Sheet' written on it.

With over 625 3/16" bubbles, my 12"x12" 'Tension Sheets' will keep even the most avid popper busy for atleast a couple of minutes.

Five in a pack, Sabrina Mulholland JJones not included.

Maaaaaaarvelous.